nyc dweller, baltimore native, carolina in my mind. arts and comedy lover, relaxation connoisseur, and love to love ya, baby.

 

grandmafupa:

Painfully average looking with a great sense of humor and always down to get drunk

paulftompkins:

You will NOT see this on an upcoming No, YOU Shut Up! because it is PRIVATE.  

paulftompkins:

You will NOT see this on an upcoming No, YOU Shut Up! because it is PRIVATE.  

permafrostislost:

Pete Holmes’ “Somebody Loves Your Body Type” Monologue

This is such a great monologue because he perfectly balances body positivity and comedy, please give it a watch

captainkirkmccoy:

chaffeebicknell:

thebutterflysgrave:

am I sick from anxiety or am I actually physically ill? a memoir by me

am i lazy or horribly depressed: the sequel

does everyone hate me or am I just very insecure: the completion of the trilogy